Insulting Your Boss

I am going to keep a list here of specific ways you can insult your boss for maximal career advancement.

• Call him a nerd.


• Imply that his children are awful.


• Imply that he is gay because he plays volleyball.


• Imply that his wife is going to kill him and freeze the body.


• When he is in front of his superiors ridicule how he handled a meeting.